A couple years ago I took up ballroom dancing - before Dancing With the Stars hit the US airwaves. Occasionally, the studio where I take lessons does skits. They did a Christmas skit recently, the setting was at a Christmas party at someone's home. My role was as the overenthusiastic Christmas junky - nay, dweeb. I didn't have a pair of bright red plaid pants to wear, so I found a funny Santa hat and, well, see for yourself.